My 4-year-old daughter and I recently went on a Disney cruise and it was pretty awesome. The line to go through security in the airport was pretty long on the way home, so I asked her if she was going to tell Grandma about the cruise.

“You can,” she answered, and returned to sucking her thumb.

“Well, I’m sure Grandma wants to hear about what you liked on our vacation!” I encouraged.

She thought for only a moment then said excitedly, “I likeded the donuts!”

Dunkin’ Donuts. I should have known that would be the best part of the cruise.